St Mary’s, Chipping in Lancashire
Friday, May 4th, 2012St Mary’s Church and parish is in North Lancashire, probably the northernmost parish in the Salford Diocese. The village is famed for its prettiness and old world charm. The church and graveyard is famed for its bones ie, the bones of Monsignor Duggan and Lord Nolan, the man the Bishops of England and Wales asked to sort out their Safeguarding problems back at the turn of the century (21st that is). While Nolan was beavering away at his report published in 2002, which really made clear to the dioceses of England and Wales how they were supposed to deal with this pesky problem of priestly abuse on children, Duggan’s bones were already 34 years in the cold Lancashire clay. No two men could be more poles apart, Duggan, the arch-abuser of vulnerable young boys at St Bede’s College in Manchester and Nolan, the antithesis. Yet here they are side by side in this lovely Lancashire vale.
St Mary’s had been presided over by Fr Anthony Grimshaw, ex- strapper in chief at St Bede’s under Duggan in the 1960s, a man, who once he had shrugged off the cloying mantle of Bede’s, distinguished himself in Africa as a missionary priest before returning to parish work in Manchester. A lovely man by all accounts and in my few recent dealings, he seemed to be a good honest man.
Idly flicking through the web this morning, I came across a site named Holy Spirit Interactive, their message for today Friday 4th May 2012 was a long rambling piece on how boring, the boring mass should not be, the writer must have written 5000 words on this boring subject and by the time I reached the end, I was bored to tears. Then my heart gave a leap because the writer turned out to be no one else but my old mate Bazza, Fr Barry O’Sullivan, who described himself as the parish priest of St Mary’s Chipping. So what happened to Fr Grimshaw, I do hope he is alright but I did understand he had been in poor health.
So if the the web is not lieing Old Bazza has found his little heaven in the sun. For those not aware of O’Sullivan or this blog, let me just tell you that in his previous life Bazza was the Coordinator of the Safeguarding Commission of the Salford Diocese. The man charged by Brainless Bishop Brain to look after the welfare of young people and vulnerable adults in the Diocese. Brain’s nickname could not have been nearer the truth. O’Sullivan was the complete square peg trying to fit into a round world. In fact in O’Sullivan’s world there was no square hole even, he was just one useless son of a bitch.
After 10 years slaving away at nothing except feeding his two scraggy dogs he accepted the inevitable, when Brain’s advisors eventually got through and told the Bishop that the present situation in Salford regarding Safeguarding was ridiculous, it could not go on. Even Cardinal Brady of Armagh was sniggering at Salford. Bazza with downcast head left his plush Cathedral offices supposedly to devote his time to the poor prisoners in Strangeways Jail in Manchester and devote himself to his 11+ studies in Counselling at Manchester University. The prisoners revolted and the senior professors threw up. They have all been saved by Bazza’s mate Brainless removing him to Chipping where he can polish bones and look after another old mate of mine, Ronald Shelley, who I went to school with and who is now a parishioner in St Mary’s. It was Ron who barked at me one day two years ago that I should leave the sacred bones of Duggan to lie in peace and not publicise the horrors that this devilish man had bestowed on young boys at St Bede’s for 16 years (1950-1966). Well Ron you have another fine man now so look after him.
It was O’Sullivan who told me one day that he and Brain had discovered something terrible about Duggan and that it was too serious to talk about on the telephone and would I come over to Manchester. I said I would but before the meeting happened he, in his stupid childish little way, fell out with me over a matter of protocol and said I was an unworthy advocate, not to be trusted and that he could no longer see me and therefore could not speak to me and therefore could not deal with me. I was persona non grata. How could a man faced with the biggest clergy abuse scandal to ever hit the Salford Diocese, become my enemy over something so trivial, unless he was the blithering idiot that everybody now knows he is and was. A man so far removed from reality that he even puts Brady in the shade.
It was the learned O’Sullivan who once threatened to sue me for deformation if I did not retract something that somebody else had written on my blog. I told him that all resonable gentlemen argued in words and that he had every right to counterbalance the offending sentence with one or two of his own. Perhaps at that time he had not learnt to write but he is certainly making amends now with this boring old piece of bunkum on the website.
It used to be said that as a priest if you had done something wrong, made love to a women, robbed a bank or went on a drunken wrecking spree, you were sent to North Lancashire to cool off and repent and let the breeze of that area wash you clean. Unfortunately with O’Sullivan that will not happen because the poor chap needs counselling himself and with his two dirty mutts snuggling up beside him each night, the rancid smell of dog will be with him for life. God help Chipping.
I am willing to change anything in the above piece if I am proved wrong and the internet has lied to me but I do not think it has and I do not think I will, but at least this piece will be ongoing as more facts arrive.
Shock and horror 12 hours after the above went public a very learned friend who is much closer to the action tells me that I have been duped by that stupid inefficient website Holy Spirit Interactive. They had the date right but the entry written by our friend O’Sullivan was at least 10 years old. It seems he was attached to the parish for some time just after the turn of the 21st century. So I am glad that Fr Grimshaw is in good health or at least as good as it can be at 75 years old and I am happy for the parishioners of St Mary’s. The last thing I would wish on them is the nincompoop O’Sullivan especially for a second time. We must also give the website a new name, how about Holy Spirit Inactive. But at least they gave me a chance to give out about O’Sullivan, another inactive if ever I saw one.
So sorry Tony Grimshaw, sorry parishioners of St Mary’s but God blast you O’Sullivan for being the stupid man you are and to you Ron Shelley watch how you go and listen out for the rattle of bones as Duggan lies uneasily in his bunker.