Are The Watchers Being Abused?
Thursday, February 2nd, 2012Today we have a short little story of chaos, skulduggery and downright mismanagement. Yes, we are talking about the Catholic Church of England and Wales.
Regular readers of this blog are well aware of the shambles that is the Salford Diocese Safeguarding Commission unably, led up until December 2011, by that nincompoop Fr Barry O’Sullivan until the bishop bundled him out and sent him to Strangeways Prison to practice his hobby on the prisoners, leaving that poor woebegone solicitor Mike Devlin to steady the sinking ship, having long since realised his Bene Merenti medal was not there for the taking.
Then we learnt about that fine actress Baroness Scotland who sailed into the lucrative position of Chair of the National Catholic Safeguarding Commission in a blaze of glory last March saying that her work on the Commission was the most important work in the world, attending a couple of meetings or social occasions and then realising that she did not have time to do her husband’s washing and chair the Commission at the same time, so slipped out the backdoor at Christmas, never to return.
Now we have half of Bristol resigning after a tiff with their Bishop Declan Lang, who happens to be the vice chair of the National Catholic Safeguarding Commission. Now we know that poor old bish Declan had his eye off the ball as regards diocesan matters, especially with Mrs Scotland doing a bunk but as every dictator should know you have got to keep those at home sweet before you start poking your filthy little mitts into the world arena. This unfortunately he did not do.
So this week we had the unedifying spectacle of his Safeguarding Commission resigning, or at least all those who seem to do the work there. Retired judge and Chair of the Clifton Diocese Safeguarding Commission, Mr Roger Bird, Jane Dziadulewicz, the Coordinator of the Clifton Diocese Safeguarding Commission and Eugene Gallagher, the Safeguarding Officer of the Clifton Diocese Safeguarding Commission have all thrown their dummies out of the pram. Why did they not realise sooner that when it came to abusing priests and clerical child pornography, the Church as a whole and the Diocese of Clifton in particular do not look on this sphere of activity from an altruistic perspective. They should never have got involved with these sacerdotal villains in the first place and left them to maul about in their own mawkish mess. It does however make you wonder whether the watchers are being abused.
It seems that one of the holy men of the diocese, an ordained priest, was caught downloading child pornography, brought to court and summarily convicted of his crime. After the case friends of this holy man, who must have taken great delight in browsing through this mass of child pornography decided he had been treated unfairly by the Coordinator of the Clifton Diocese Safeguarding Commission, Mrs Jane Dziadulewicz and reported her to the police. Declan “Eye-Off-The-Ball” Lang immediately called for a Clifton Diocese Independent Investigation Committee, consisting of a dozen holy priests and their ilk, to independently investigate these serious charges and very quickly they came to the decision that, yes, the poor holy downloader of child porn had been treated unfairly by the Clifton Diocese Safeguarding Commission and by Mrs Jane Dziadulewicz in particular. The trio resigned en bloc and good old Mrs Dziadulewicz being the very successful social worker that she is and absolutely sure of her employment rights as she should be, is suing the Clifton Diocese for constructive dismissal.
Now we know that this tribunal will never come to be heard, the holy Catholic Diocese of Clifton as with all the rest of the holy catholic dioceses round the country do not wash their sperm stained linen in public. What will undoubtedly happen, as has happened elsewhere, the Diocese will roll over, accept that they have done Mrs Jane Dziadulewicz wrong and give her a pocketful of dosh and cover everthing with a confidentiality agreement, sealing Mrs Jane Dziadulewicz’s lips for all time and this she will do willingly because we all need a little financial lift occasionally. However, hopefully, this will not seal the lips of retired judge Roger Bird or is he in it up to his oxters from previous cases in the Diocese?