Cankerless Days With Old Bedians
Monday, January 9th, 2012As I explained in yesterday’s posting, that overwhelming depression that had descended on St Bede’s before my time and was throughout my stay and afterwards, according to my correspondents, tainting both student and teacher alike, never found its way to the sports field. So as I hated my experiences at the school and pondered long and hard on the devastating effect it had on myself and others, I thought nothing of turning out for Old Bedian cricket and rugby teams. There it was a different world into which the College never encroached and in fact the term was a slight misnomer in that at least 50% of the lads who played sport at Old Bede’s had never attended the College
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For me the highlight of the sporting year was the annual cricket tour to the Wye Valley on which I went for four years from 1966 to 1969 until unfortunately work took over my life. They really were magnificent days, setting off in a coach with a really decent set of lads, all older than me; lads I had revered at school for their prowess on the cricket team, lads who were playing at a high standard in league cricket and all treating me as an equal.
Lads like Joe Smith, a crazy left arm fast bowler from Unsworth, near Bury, who taught Classics at Stonyhurst College, that Jesuit pile in Lancashire. He spoke with a broad Lancashire accent and I always wondered what Xenophon or Pliny would have sounded like, with its Lancastrian twist, to the privileged kids at that school. To be any good as a fast bowler you have to be fairly crazy and Joe’s lunatic antics often used to get us into scrapes where we generally used to escape with honour.
Other lads on the tour who had been through the mincer that was the College were Dave McGarry, a very good footballer and batsman, who liked bowling leg breaks, and happened to be our in house chaplain and peacekeeper. Chris O’Rourke, a top wicketkeeper/batsman who had trials for Lancashire and captained Stand in the Lancashire and Cheshire League and Len Whelan, a teacher and drinker, who had all the attributes of a good fast bowler but could not convert this God-given physique into cricketing ability but he made up for this fault with tremendous enthusiasm. Len was married to a cousin of my future wife, Helen and went on to teach at Bede’s Prep many years later. He died suddenly in the 1990s leaving his large family devastated.
The normal tour was a first stop at Shrewsbury or Ludlow, then onto Leominster, our usual headquarters followed by games at Bromyard in Worcestershire and at Hereford, playing the occasional game at Ross on Wye and always finishing off playing the Welsh Brigade army team at their permanent barracks at Crickhowell, near Abergavenny, having lunch in the Officer’s Mess and drinking out of silver goblets at the bar. Crickhowell was a massive army camp and could always put out a very good team.
The second year we played them their team was captained by one aptly named Major Poncia, I tell no lie but he was actually a very good batsman who opened their innings. We had taken three cheap wickets with Joe Smith bowling at his best when Corporal. Jones joined Major Poncia at the crease. After an over or two settling in the Major drove a ball through the covers and shouted to Jones to run two. Our cover fieldsman was a very able man and collected the ball at which Jones denied his captain and sent him back at the start of his second run. The ball was returned swiftly to the bowling end justifying Corporal Jones’s fears. Major Poncia who had been embarrassed by his swift and ungainly retreat and enraged at this apparent insubordination, tucked his bat under his arm and marched down the pitch to the luckless Jones and demanded off the poor man that “when I say run, you’ll bloody well run Corporal”. This bit of disciplinary action caused all us non-combatants to roll about the pitch laughing our heads off and this little piece of Army rebuke was repeated many times over by the northern bretheren and shortly afterwards the enraged and perplexed Major Poncia was bowled out to a completely un-Poncialike stroke.
The atmosphere became distinctly unfriendly from then on, we won the game easily and we had to fend for ourselves in the mess that night, we were not as welcome as we had been at lunchtime. We did not know the ropes; we had no idea on protocol; we had never done National Service. I bet Poncia wished us to be called up there and then. We played one more game the following year but we had been demoted to the Sergeant’s Mess and no officers played and after that we became personae non grata alas.
Always these tours were carried out in blazing summer weather, playing teams who were genuinely talented and glad to see us. They took time off work to play us midweek and gave us a welcome that is now rarely seen.
One year at Leominster, a most picturesque ground with a footpath running through it, whose users had right of way over the cricket and caused the game to be interrupted every now and then, we were chasing runs in the late afternoon when I went in and scored 50 off about 30 balls. Even the footpath users stopped to admire the sport, we won and I was feted for hours afterwards .
Years later and Dave McGarry had just started his sermon one Sunday morning, I was late and found a seat at the back of St Catherine’s church. We had not met for a good few years but Dave spotted me and did a right turn with his prepared speech and dumbfounded the congregation with a ball by ball commentary on the closing overs of that day at Leominster. I do not know if he was down on his collection that morning but at least he remembered an old mate.
The A49, which went through most of the towns we played at, was for me the best 100 miles of road in the country. For many years afterwards I detoured and took it remembering the good times of youth and at the same time trying to blot out my wasted years at the school.